When you ask for extra pickles and the kid making your sandwich is an ass.
When you know they have your size but there's a conspiracy to hide it from you.
You know it is laundry day is when your shirt won’t cover your massive boobs.
Excuse me sir, but Colombo would like to ask your girlfriend a few questions if ya don’t mind.
When you know your teaching skills are really getting through to the students.
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