'My friend asked me to put together his dating profile for him. I hid sloth faces in all of the pictures.'
'My friend was drunk and on Xanax when he decided to tattoo a black face Charmander with no experience or artistic ability. '
Cheryl was excited to show off her new face tattoo of her high school mascot to her friends at the OTB.
When someone slices 'have a great summer' into my many faces, it is the worst torture I can imagine.
“Of course, I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass…”
Bart's lesser known catchphrase 'outta my face' wasn't the biggest merchandise mover.
A teen's sweaty hands wiping my face as he thinks of the perfect line to impress his crush.
I threw up twice because it's so terrifying for me to see my dead friends and family treated this way!
I do this with my friends all the time. We call it 'bomb ball.' It's fun. You should try it.
Have you ever had someone take a stained knife and drag it across your face, leaving an inked, dropping scar? Of course you haven't, because that is insane.