Cheryl was excited to show off her new face tattoo of her high school mascot to her friends at the OTB.
Bart's lesser known catchphrase 'outta my face' wasn't the biggest merchandise mover.
When someone slices 'have a great summer' into my many faces, it is the worst torture I can imagine.
A teen's sweaty hands wiping my face as he thinks of the perfect line to impress his crush.
I threw up twice because it's so terrifying for me to see my dead friends and family treated this way!
I do this with my friends all the time. We call it 'bomb ball.' It's fun. You should try it.
Have you ever had someone take a stained knife and drag it across your face, leaving an inked, dropping scar? Of course you haven't, because that is insane.