In 1999, Kerwin Bell of the CFL's Winnipeg Bombers scored a touchdown, spiked the ball between his legs, and then it bounced back and hit him in the dick.
In 2013, Georgia's top receiver Malcolm Mitchell #26 tears his ACL celebrating his teammate's touchdown.
This photo of a child being hit in the nuts with a baseball was taken at noon. Perfect timing!
This photo of a small man being creepy to a woman was taken at 7am. Perfect timing!
This photo of a child being splashed with water was taken at 9am. Perfect timing!