I may now know a lot, but I do know that Mr. Bean and Bruce Lee aren't the same person.
Hookers appear to be in short supply of appropriate-length pants these days.
Glasses AND cargo shorts in the pool? This guy is going to BRING IT in Tokyo.
'I am embarrassed about the contents of this cupboard and no one may see my shame.' - This carpenter.
I don't buy that Mr. Bean was a character in the film Gladiator for even a second.
I don't know what movie this is, but I assure you Mr. Bean wasn't actually in it.
I too leave half-full bottles of water around my house. Dildos? Not so much.