Great, now rakes will be on sale for $35 at Bed Bath & Beyond in the cookware section.
“I’ve crunched the numbers and we are looking REAL good for Q4. Catnip on me tonight!”
Hey, what the hell are you calling security for? I know my rights! I read the box DON'T TASE ME BRO
And it's weird to me that we would call it 'oddly satisfying' instead of just 'satisfying.'
DONT THINK WE HAVENT NOTICED ALL THE GREAT WORK YOUVE BEEN PUTTING IN GUYS
Darnit. This kid outsmarted me. Me! A teacher! What world are we living in where that happens?
Why would you say something so mean to me, Mickey Mouse? I thought we were friends!