When you take such a ratchet dump they lock the toilet up and bury it so the evil can never escape.
Why go to the hospital when you can take pictures of yourself and post them to Facebook.
When tragedies like this happen it’s time to hug the beers you love close to you.
When you get so drunk you pass out while eating the body of a tiger and wearing its head like a mask.
When you thought Times Square Cookie Monster / Elmo couldn’t get any worse.
Nothing says “Trick or Treat” than confectionary of a ghoul emerging out a pool of blood.