Either this is a Weekend At Bernie’s situation or these two couldn’t wait to get home.
Couldn't think of a better hiding spot for all that porn...we mean...wine.
The kids were horrified that Mom and Dad couldn’t wait until they got home.
How can we get any work done on this ship with someone on the crew looking like that!
If you can get off to Egyptian mummy porn, you may need to seek professional help.
People would stop getting lost in the woods if they just labeled the exit! Finally!