This man is drunk, but he could also be a vampire. Vampires sleep standing up, right? Regardless, watch out!
Girl looks like she grew up in a house that didn't housebreak their animals.
…yet looks like something you dug up in a cemetery at the turn of the century.
Why try to make your face look thinner when you can scrunch up like a turtle and look like a pancake.
‘I see white guys and I'm like, 'Gross'. All the time, people are like, 'Oh, he's so good looking.'’