This student knows full well that that isn't what ducks are called. Not funny!
Hello, I am a school teacher and I'm here to explain to you why these students aren't very good students.
What I love about this is, he's right even without writing the word 'ball.'
Now that's what I call a CATerpillar, am I right everybody? Right? You get it ... because caterpillars are long. Anyway, I'm Bryan Brown. That's my time. Be sure and tip your server.
This is from a movie called 'Edward Penis Hands' and it is exactly what you'd expect, except he has penises for hands instead of fingers. Like, I was hoping he'd have five dicks on each hand but sadly that was not the case.
Hey, what the hell are you calling security for? I know my rights! I read the box DON'T TASE ME BRO
What’s Your Favorite Game To Play On The Toilet.. OK Now I Hear How That Sounds
Hello, I am a shock rock radio D.J. sound board operator that Break hired to suggest what sound effect I think best sums up each of these booty call text fails. Here they are.