This student knows full well that that isn't what ducks are called. Not funny!
Hello, I am a school teacher and I'm here to explain to you why these students aren't very good students.
What I love about this is, he's right even without writing the word 'ball.'
Now that's what I call a CATerpillar, am I right everybody? Right? You get it ... because caterpillars are long. Anyway, I'm Bryan Brown. That's my time. Be sure and tip your server.
Hey, what the hell are you calling security for? I know my rights! I read the box DON'T TASE ME BRO
This is from a movie called 'Edward Penis Hands' and it is exactly what you'd expect, except he has penises for hands instead of fingers. Like, I was hoping he'd have five dicks on each hand but sadly that was not the case.
What’s Your Favorite Game To Play On The Toilet.. OK Now I Hear How That Sounds
Hello, I am a shock rock radio D.J. sound board operator that Break hired to suggest what sound effect I think best sums up each of these booty call text fails. Here they are.