Whatever is on your armrest is yours to do with what you like. Airplane rules.
Someone probably said that this is good luck on your wedding day. NO: it’s not!
That look you give when your woman says “you sound just like your mother.”
Just in case you didn’t think your cab driver was going to give you enough whiplash.
Hello everyone, it is I, King Irony. I'm the new leader of the Sarcasm Kingdom. I'm like rain on your wedding day.