“Pimp My Ride” is now just some guy’s podcast and he does it against their will.
Every time I shut my big man eyes, I dream of LeBron James riding a tiger and dunking a baby.
Oh god, I just came out of this bender for a second and for some reason I have eaten my stapler.
We've got a man down here. And by man I mean donut. Get it? All right, that's my time.
As a man, it is my goal to explain how these photos were taken out of context. That table may look like a man, but it's not. It's a table.