'I don't know what toilet seats are for.' - The person that installed this toilet seat.
“That’s not a moon, it’s a … well I don’t know what it is. It’s definitely not a moon though.”
I don't know what this is supposed to be, but it is a working grill, so whatever!
I don't know why this exists, but I also don't know why Arizona exists so you know, whatever.
I don't know what this swing did to deserve this, but I really want to know.
If you don't drink a two liter of Mountain Dew every day, then I don't know what you are but you are not a man.