These two were just hanging out and accidentally turned into plant pandas.
They make the new trainers at the gym carry this guy around like he’s the king.
I unfortunately must use a scooter to move around because I am too fat from eating fails.
Fact: Hen pheasants nest on the ground, producing a clutch of around twelve eggs over a two to three week period in April to June.
That must be really terrible to have a slow moving hunk of metal pop up right in your lane, making you swerve around it.
This man used the $20 he saved by cutting his own hair to buy a giant banner that says 'Parents Suck' which he hangs above his garage. Did I mention he's a grown man and not a teenager?