When your new mother-in-law doesn't quite fit with the rest of the family...
Children are much easier and smaller prey, therefore they are a waste of your family resources.
‘They think about my health and tell me to think about the future, will I ever have a family of my own and things like that,’ she explains.
‘I won't ever be the same because my brain has had to change and is held together with metal pins, but I am so lucky that I have such incredible friends and family.
If you ever find this relatable, you'll know for sure your life has gone off the rails.
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The 'brief safe' is a disguised safe that no one would ever touch because they look like poop-stained underwear. Or, you could just put your money in the bank, but that's such a silly idea no one would ever do that.
'Don't ever let Instagram take away from your achievements, cause there's a lot of editing, tilting, posing, angles, lighting and all the rest going on.’