'I'm a TA, today my students gave me evaluations, the only one who had a problem with me left this.'
Tell my wife I love her. Also, I forgot to mention that my wife is Alanis Morissette.
'My wife's turtle, Speedbump, went missing in the yard 20 years ago. My MIL found him this year and broke the news to my wife in a present.'
‘I didn't really feel that weak because my body had adapted to my low weight, however the thing that got me the most was the cold.’