My doctor says if I keep eating fails, he'll have to cut off one of my seven feet.
The day's Wall Street Squirrel is out and Acorn prices are at an all time low.
Well, I've lost my appetite but I've gained respect for this place's progressive take on restaurant names.
'I don't believe that a person can or should be over five-feet tall.' - The person that built this shower.
Removing these dumpsters took an hour, but in the process one of them tipped over and got garbage juice all over me.
Did I overstep my military might by attempting to take over Sarcasm Kingdom with my Irony Forces? Perhaps.