The ice will melt and you can use the cookie as a teabag in the water, duh. #WeedLogic
His friends are super supportive and sent him a “Chocolate Pie of The Month Club.”
'Got blackout drunk last night...my girlfriend helped me remember what happened.'
'My friend was drunk and on Xanax when he decided to tattoo a black face Charmander with no experience or artistic ability. '
Gonna need a pair of these after last night! You know, from riding horses.
After our staining, we are placed in a hot room to make sure our skin is forever stained with pictures of swim teams, drama clubs and other nonsense.
When it's not a strip club but you get a drunk lap dance from some random woman anyway.
Louise Glover was arrested for slamming a woman’s head into a toilet multiple times inside a night club after she saw the woman look at her ex-husband. She was found guilty of assault.