Testing to see if the bride is a witch: if she can’t fly she is not and they can get married.
This is going to be really hard to explain when she gets to work. “Yeah, SURE Marcy.”
When you get married, next thing ya know a baby will fly right out of your woman.
She knew she had to get out of the airline industry when she couldn’t take a punch anymore.
When you should really make two trips to get the groceries inside the house.
Sure, but when we park in a spot one second over the time we get a $50 ticket.
When you get so drunk you pass out while eating the body of a tiger and wearing its head like a mask.
Kate Puncher beat anorexia after her fiance chose a wedding dress that was two sizes too big for her. Determined to fit, she gained the weight and married the man of her dreams.