Hello, I am a school teacher and I'm here to explain to you why these students aren't very good students.
At least now I can buy a cool X-Men graphic t-shirt in from their clothing section.
Hello, I am from five years in the future and I am here to tell you where these new grads ended up. This student is now a producer on The Daily Show!
Hello, I am the high school janitor and I'm here to tell you how long it took to clean these pranks up. This cup prank took two hours to clean. I spilled a lot of water!