This dog got stuck in a shirt. Literally the smartest person that ever lived.
Yes, that man got his boner stuck in the subway doors right after this photo was taken. Yes, there is footage if you look for it.
If your head was stuck in this bus stop, I am sorry. Sometimes you have to be hyperbolic on the internet.
My job was to deliver the plants. The packages were like that when I got there.
‘Whenever I went shopping and told people my real age, I often got mobbed by strangers who wanted to find out my secrets.’
I Got To Get Me One Of Them Car Elevators For My ’97 Ford Taurus / Studio Apartment
I'm sorry, I just got word from one of my loyal subjects, Apparently there is a threat on my King Sarcasm crown.
We've got a man down here. And by man I mean donut. Get it? All right, that's my time.
I had my partner search your pockets and we've got 4 joints, a bong and a vape pen.