He says “Come with me and you’ll be in a world of imagination.” – Every time he takes his pants off.
I love seeing Marvel characters with an Anime influence. Awesome every time.
Every time I shut my big man eyes, I dream of LeBron James riding a tiger and dunking a baby.
If I had a choice between something that spins on my finger and a Furby, I would choose the Fidget Spinner every time.
She later had to tell her dad to stop flipping off the gas prices every time they went above $2.90
I would stick a finger in each one of these and eat them off my hand one at a time.
'I was so embarrassed with myself about how sweaty I had gotten just walking to class and after that day, I told myself it was time to take control of my life and get my health right.'
‘Pic on the right is after losing almost 100 lbs. in 2012. It was one of the first times I had ever allowed anyone to take a picture of me in a bikini.’
Kirsan Ilyumzhinov former President of the Russian Republic of Kalmykia claims aliens invented Chess and he was abducted.
Gregory IX (ruled 1227-1241) a.k.a. Pope Jew-Hating Cat-Killing Plague-Causing Inquisitor