When this Christmas tree isn’t fighting crime, it goes by the name “Spruce Wayne.” Get it? Like a spruce tree? I’ll see myself out.
Guys, my Christmas tree keeps saying it’s going to exterminate me. What should I do?
It’s weird, but Santa is still legally required to put Christmas presents under this guy’s beard.
That's what they get for dating a living, breathing stack of garbage cans and dog shit.