Spider Man, Spider Man! Does whatever a spider can, know what we mean, wink, wink.
Looks like the highway lane widening project is going to be a few more months.
Millennials with their dumb standing desks: in my day we SAT like men until we got diabetes.
'This is my lucky day. You say you're a banana expert and that's what we're looking for. Can you start tomorrow?'
I think the past few days have shown that I do not know what that word means.
If you've ever wanted to see what it'd look like if a piece of furniture vomited out a drawer, today is your lucky day.