She broke her leg doing that and is trying to pretend like everything is fine.
How you feel after you finally get to pee after holding it for a long time.
Gretchen rents out her Subaru to long haul trucking companies on the weekend.
When you let it hang out of your shorts to see how long before anyone notices.
Ex-boyfriend was NOT happy so he showed up at her wedding; see how creepy that is RomComs?
If you see a girl do this… ask her out, who are we kidding? Beggars can’t be choosers.
When your baby mama acts like a bitch so you blow up her spot on Facebook.
‘When I walk down the street with my hair in a long ponytail, hot pink lipstick, shades, jeans and a crop-top, girls say 'Oh my god, you look just like Barbie...'
What's one job you would want to do so well that when people saw it, they'd say 'that person deserves a raise?'