When drunk you gets the Dominos guy to buy you McDonald's in the 'special instructions' section.
Also out of coke, but at that point now you're wondering where the cock is.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm getting revenge for things or if I'm just a jerk.
She didn't get arrested, but DAMN I wish she frequented my local McDonald's more.
If you’re wondering why McDonald’s isn’t the most popular restaurant in the world anymore, this is the reason.
When you're bored at McDonald's and looking to get fired for sexual harassment.
When you vandalize a McDonald's for getting your order wrong and manage to hurt yourself in the process, as well as get arrested.