I've got to assume one of the other 4 comments was something like 'What the actual fuck is wrong with you'
SOMEONE's a big Mitt Romney fan. Remember this guy? Got the tattoo for some big bucks.
‘I'm a bit nervous to have sex for the first time after surgery because I'm not sure if something is going to go wrong down there or if it's going to hurt.’
...now she spends her time uploading bikini photos onto Instagram -- a 'win' for us!
When you run someone over and then lead police on a car chase because you need the extra time to finish eating your Big Mac.
That time Alex Jones tried selling a supplement using before and after photos where the only difference is that he's more red.
‘I kind of got obsessed because for the first time in my life, my body was actually doing what I asked it to do.’
‘During school time, let's say from age 12 until 18 people used to bully me, saying bad things and all that stuff,’ she told Mirror.
'Girl I was friends with in HS started having a drug problem, got her daughter taken away by using her as a drug mule essentially, and then attends an outpatient program. Posted this gem this morning when she failed a drug test.'