'I found some tanning foam while I was in the bathroom and put a stripe on my wrist. Liked it so much I did my arms and legs. Nobody was amused but me. I think it lasted a couple months.'
Tell my wife I died with a smile on my face and this picture of a cat posing like a pin up model in my head.
Jigsaw - This one skirts the line between looking scarier and looking more like a guy I used to smoke weed with in high school.
Hello, I am the joke explainer. My job is to explain jokes to make sure everyone understands them. The joke here is that some of the people who visit or work at this office are annoying. JOKE EXPLAINED.