At a certain age this burger becomes more appealing than having sex with a woman.
'Soccer team didn't help us push the snow off the field. This was the result.'
Former Miss USA contestant Carrie Prejean, famous for her pageant answer on same-sex marriage, had a sex tape of hers stolen.
The very first sex tape scandal, actress and model Jayne Kennedy had a sex tape stolen from her home that allegedly involved fisting. Fun!
Alex Direeno, 22, was arrested for trying to trade sex for $25 and some McNuggets.