'Soccer team didn't help us push the snow off the field. This was the result.'
Guy walks into water aisle, promptly strips, ties shoelace around his penis, and smoke meth.
'Random person (not even in the same state as me) sent message on PoF asking for help penis shaming her ex.'
Would you feel like a real man if you didn’t have a penis? What if you didn’t have a vagina?