Have you ever been so high at a football game that you thought you were playing Madden?
If you ever find this relatable, you'll know for sure your life has gone off the rails.
Since reaching her adult years, she says she has only ever been attracted to Asians.
‘I won't ever be the same because my brain has had to change and is held together with metal pins, but I am so lucky that I have such incredible friends and family.
When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise on your back in suncreen that has a giant penis on its back instead of a cannon and then it burns on...