I'm sure your kid's exact words were 'Make me something retarded for Halloween,' riiight.
Now that I’m older, I know that those girls make up something like .0003% of the population.
Amanda Corey was arrested for domestic assault in 2013. She's got that librarian look that makes you wanna stick your dick in a book and slam it shut (YEAH, YOU READ THAT RIGHT FIGHT ME ABOUT IT).
‘She warned me to get them checked out, but I didn’t think it was anything to worry about, so I left it.’
'When my long-time girlfriend dumped me and cited my weight as a major issue, I decided to do something about it. Let me serve as an inspiration to you all out there. I lost 30 pounds and today ran my first 5k in 10 yea.
La’Tecia Thomas is a 26-year-old model and make-up artist originally from Melbourne, Australia.
'Here's the most fucked up thing I own. She was a gift made by and from my uncle. Her ass is huge, she's life sized, her name is Chelsea and she's supposed to resemble me.'
‘It was a constant battle fighting with the people there as they always said my hair was too big and I was wearing too much make-up, like I was about to go to a party.’
Stone Arrowheads: You can pick these up online and with some thread and sticks, make great hunting and defense companions. But a word of caution - be smart about the size of the ones you try and put in your carry-on.