When this Christmas tree isn’t fighting crime, it goes by the name “Spruce Wayne.” Get it? Like a spruce tree? I’ll see myself out.
When you see a restaurant selling authentic deep fried baby, you just have to order it.
When you get to see the locals get down in the parking lot...don't let anyone tell you romance is dead.
To be fair, this isn't a fail because this is a great tattoo. This guy is still a piece of shit, but you gotta admit craftsmanship when you see it.
When you see the last picture of the Lunch Break and can't wait til you get home.
'People get a little surprised when they see a woman helicopter pilot but they are always nice about it.’