1. Audie Murphy lied about his age so he could enlist in the US Army at 17.
In 2004 hunter Brad Jerman went total “Silence of the Lambs” on this deer that scored him a 2011 1/8.
4. Murphy was awarded The Medal Of Honor for climbing on top of a burning tank and firing a .50 caliber machine gun at advancing Germans.
He just realized that the lady who whips out her boobs for him all the time is his MOM. UGH.
His tattoo says 'DEVAST8' and of course this is a shot from an interview about him not being able to find a job.
The sandwich artist just passed out from all the blood rushing away from his head.
All of his co workers were cool with him, until one day when he got drunk and fell into a meat grinder.