Dan pictured left about to shoot someone for suggesting he not grow a beard.
At least you're not having as bad a day as this Taco Bell franchise owner, am I right everyone?
Miss Taco Bell beat Miss Burger King for the Miss Fast Food USA Crown this year.
We all remember Michael Jackson in The Goonies… yeah.. that’s why he was on set. Nothing else.
If you love Bart Simpson and Michael Jordan but hate wearing official merchandise, you'll love this shirt.
And to round it out, here's some photoshop classics, like Rambo shooting a dog like a machine gun.
This is what love is all about: trusting your partner with your weird apple shooting fetish.