Dan pictured left about to shoot someone for suggesting he not grow a beard.
Miss Taco Bell beat Miss Burger King for the Miss Fast Food USA Crown this year.
At least you're not having as bad a day as this Taco Bell franchise owner, am I right everyone?
If you love Bart Simpson and Michael Jordan but hate wearing official merchandise, you'll love this shirt.
We all remember Michael Jackson in The Goonies… yeah.. that’s why he was on set. Nothing else.
And to round it out, here's some photoshop classics, like Rambo shooting a dog like a machine gun.
This is what love is all about: trusting your partner with your weird apple shooting fetish.
Also can we talk about the fact his real last name is Bolt. That’d be like if Michael Phelps’ last name was “Fish.”