If you rub suntan lotion on Santa’s belly, he will take you off the naughty list.
Guess im now paying $30 a month to receive a box of assorted Ethiopian coffee beans every 2 weeks.
And now ... I die. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. That was the sound of me flatlining.
When you think you listed cool shit as your about me but it's actually cringe-worthy.