If you rub suntan lotion on Santa’s belly, he will take you off the naughty list.
Guess im now paying $30 a month to receive a box of assorted Ethiopian coffee beans every 2 weeks.
And now ... I die. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. That was the sound of me flatlining.
Now enjoy 29 more photos of Sophie Taylor while I list off other things Kate Middleton can't be.