Dog pretended he was asleep so he wouldn’t have to talk to the F’ing FOX his dumb owners got.
Those balloons don’t replace the food. So at least he got the asshole part right.
Then they got a female dog so he would only chew a tiny slice on the edge of the bed.
She didn’t win the race but got 100 followers on her Snapchat so it was worth it.
He really liked hockey and she really wanted to get married so it worked out.