His parents painted the house while he was away and decided to label his room.
'Thanks Grandma, now tell me some other lies like that my parents love me and I wasn't adopted.'
I too have had life-long aspirations to learn how to play the accordion with my legs.
'I found some tanning foam while I was in the bathroom and put a stripe on my wrist. Liked it so much I did my arms and legs. Nobody was amused but me. I think it lasted a couple months.'
Vince refuses to let his condition stop him from doing anything, telling Daily Mail that 'I just set my mind to something and I go out and do my best.’
'You know what my life is missing? A giant fake his-and-hers beard with a PB&J theme,' said no one ever.
10. Aleister Crowley Did Magical Rituals in the Great Pyramid.. on his Honeymoon