i thought i'd at least be trained on all the crap i lied to you about though
I don't have a transmission, I just like the taste even though it isn't good for my robot circuits.
Next time you have a piece of fruit, just know this is what snails are going with them.
It's easy to criticize these weird school pictures, so instead I'm going to find one thing I like about them. This kid's green shirt is neat
It's 30 pictures celebrating all things female though it should be noted that I am a man so I'm just guessing with all of these pro feminine images.
'Babe I don't know what happened, I was at the aquarium looking at the octopus when ALL OF A SUDDEN...'
‘I’ve traveled with different types of guys, but I didn’t have sexual relations with all of them.’
This is the worst construction fail of them all. I mean, what kind of genius built this?
'Under education, it says you graduated from Cheeseburger University. That's all the proof I need to know you know what a cheeseburger looks like.'