This is what it looks like when you pass out for three hours while drunk-cooking macaroni.
When you're drunk and trashy and the bathroom is too far away from where the wedding reception is being held.
When you drunk order pizza, feel bad about being fat and try to hide the evidence from yourself.
Drunk lady discovering that no, swimming in the kiddie pool blacked out is not a good idea.
When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise on your back in suncreen that has a giant penis on its back instead of a cannon and then it burns on...
'My roommate got drunk last night and brought home a random little person who he just met, who is now passed out on my couch and snoring like a bear' -- don't know the plan, but it's genius, whatever it is.