What I love about this is, he's right even without writing the word 'ball.'
I can’t even keep up with all the ways kids today do their fancy handshakes.
I wake up in the morning by pouring a scalding cup of coffee down my bloody, calloused man throat.
Just looked up the word “classy” in the dictionary and this is what I found.
I floss with barbed wire because I'm a real man and even though my dentist tells me to stop and that it's ruining my mouth I don't listen.
I can't think of a more manly way to throw someone around than a good, clean suplex.