Ponchos are second only to a burning animal carcass when it comes to ways a man can warm himself.
"Ahhh yes, the hairs of young children shall feed my everlasting youth for years to come!"
The one world ending event humanity didn’t see coming: the union of cats and robots.
Sure, bird is tough on the other side of the glass, but let’s see him come inside!
Oh Man..um... : I'll have sriracha pancakes an a glass of hot water! No, wait!
This man isn't pretending he's dead from this heat. He's actually dead from this heat. Arizona is so hot it killed him.