The original looks like something out of church-sponsored abortion pamphlet.
When you need a good excuse to get out of going to church with your parents.
I'm also a member of a church. I think this is hilarious and if my pastor finds out, I'm in trouble!
Alysa Suguro Bathrick had a warrant out for her arrest, but turned herself in voluntarily. Authorities suspected she had been selling Xanax.