Customer. It only happened the one time. You know what? Let's just stop making United memes.
Dale knew the only way he could win the race is by distracting his opponents.
Modern dogs descended from wolves. If only this guy’s ancestors could see him now.
This only took a few minutes to clean up, but they let me keep the toilet paper which was nice.
In the 80’s only rich people had phones installed in their toilet paper dispensers.
'I was accidentally cut on half length wise so this is the only toilet I can use.' - This half person.
Hey everybody, welcome to this United Airlines PR meeting. Obviously, what happened yesterday was awful. The only way we can truly save face as a company is via hilarious internet memes. What does everyone have?