When you know they have your size but there's a conspiracy to hide it from you.
When you go to Comic Con as 'Drunk Uncle Ben' and 'die' in front of as many Spidermen as possible.
When you know your teaching skills are really getting through to the students.
When you gotta check your angles ahead of time at home so you know you look LIT at the actual festival.
You know it is laundry day is when your shirt won’t cover your massive boobs.