Russia is now the coolest country ever because of this campaign for more road safety.
'A safety cone and a toilet bowl are basically the same thing.' - This plumber.
When they say 'everything's bigger in Texas' that is including the safety violations.
Environmentalists want us to reuse old computer monitors as safety helmets!
'You say you were the lead safety expert at Weldcorps? That sounds like a made up company, but I believe you.'