When they say 'everything's bigger in Texas' that is including the safety violations.
'A safety cone and a toilet bowl are basically the same thing.' - This plumber.
Environmentalists want us to reuse old computer monitors as safety helmets!
Russia is now the coolest country ever because of this campaign for more road safety.
It's not the size of the hammer that matters, it's the nail you're throwing it at.
This student knows full well that that isn't what ducks are called. Not funny!