If i closed my eyes like them I'd still just see this image. Then I'd wake up dead.
It's safe to assume this person is the least lucky person on the internet. If you are this person and you see this, I'm sorry. I'm a journalist and I have to report this. It's my job.
'I don't ask for much from my employees. Just that they be trees and know where they're supposed to grow. You seem like a smart tree, I think I can trust you.'
This took a few hours to clean up because I don't own a ladder, so I just had to jump over and over again which was taxing on my knees.