Dan pictured left about to shoot someone for suggesting he not grow a beard.
If you're wondering where the gas tank is in this car, it's now an open air bathtub in the backseat.
The next Fast and The Furious Movie is just tanks chasing cars while Vin Diesel yells FAMILY!
She was hoping the team at Shark Tank would invest in her great pillow idea.
Thomas The Tank Engine is super confused. Also he is the trapped soul of a child hit on the tracks.
And to round it out, here's some photoshop classics, like Rambo shooting a dog like a machine gun.
This is what love is all about: trusting your partner with your weird apple shooting fetish.