Hello, I am Revenge Bot, a robot programmed specifically to help people with revenge. Behold, these acts of human revenge against people's exes.
What if I wanted to be a calculator, or a ruler? Is that in the cards for Revenge Bot?
HELLO, I AM THE CREATOR OF REVENGE BOT. THE REVENGE BOT PROGRAM HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. CARRY ON WITH YOUR DAY AND FORGET THIS EVER HAPPENED.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm getting revenge for things or if I'm just a jerk.
This is a good act of revenge, but they also could have deprived this human of precious oil.
This is a good ex revenge message. They also could have written 01000011 01101000 01100101 01100001 01110100 01100101 01110010.
There you go, Revenge Bot, flying off the handle again. No one needs to know about the time you magnetized your ex or your addiction to transmission fluid.